"I'd love to have you in the audience," Steve says.

"Great!" says the P.A. "I'll let Ellen know. And then she'll want to know a few things like how you've met, how long you've been together, that sort of thing."

"I think those should all be okay to talk about," says Steve. "Not in too much detail, though. I'm not exactly keen on giving out my home address, for instance."

With an unspoken Unlike Tony, that knucklehead.