"I'm in a serious relationship," Steve says calmly, "with this gentleman here. And I want to tell the country about him."

"Oh!" says the P.A., looking at Orpheus with a combination of surprise and envy. "Okay. Great. Um. We do actually have questions for that, if the need ever arose..."

"My only question is if you want him in the green room or the audience," Steve answers, and winks at Orpheus.